Through my travels, I’ve come to realise certain distinguishable characteristics of the ever so controversial species better known as the jumpoff
Ladies, ask yourself the important question,”Do I un-knowingly exhibit jumpoffish qualities?”
“But Rock, how do I know?”
I’m glad you asked, well it’s simple, here are a few questions for you…
Do you own a TMobile Sidekick, commonly referred to as Jumpoff Mobile?
Do you currently have a Lil Wayne mixtape in your car radio?
Do you have a change of clothes in the trunk of your car or as I say, escape drawls?
Do you refer to more than 3 men as your ‘good friends’?
Do you feel that oral sex is NOT sex?
Do people call you later than 12am and you DON’T get upset?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, sister girl, you may be a jumpoff or really close to the ledge of jumptivity
This is Burgundy, signing off
and remember stay classy Tumblrs.
(as told by Easy)