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    Default How To Tell if You're a Jumpoff 101

    Through my travels, I’ve come to realise certain distinguishable characteristics of the ever so controversial species better known as the jumpoff

    Ladies, ask yourself the important question,”Do I un-knowingly exhibit jumpoffish qualities?”

    “But Rock, how do I know?”

    I’m glad you asked, well it’s simple, here are a few questions for you…

    Do you own a TMobile Sidekick, commonly referred to as Jumpoff Mobile?

    Do you currently have a Lil Wayne mixtape in your car radio?

    Do you have a change of clothes in the trunk of your car or as I say, escape drawls?

    Do you refer to more than 3 men as your ‘good friends’?

    Do you feel that oral sex is NOT sex?

    Do people call you later than 12am and you DON’T get upset?

    If you answered yes to any of these questions, sister girl, you may be a jumpoff or really close to the ledge of jumptivity

    This is Burgundy, signing off

    and remember stay classy Tumblrs.

    (as told by Easy)

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    i dont know orchyyy..................CANT really agree WITH THIS that much
    Do not bark up this tree,....this tree will fall on you..

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    if i NEVER spend the night with you....you might be a jumpoff

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    Quote Originally Posted by HipHop.I.AM View Post
    i dont know orchyyy..................CANT really agree WITH THIS that much
    yea i know its not exact to make you a jumpoff more like a basic bitch but it was humorous
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    1. Show up unannounced one day. If he’s not happy to see you or worse, if he peeks through the window and doesn’t let you in, you’re a jumpoff.
    2. He sends out subliminal messages via his facebook and twitter status. Quoting sweet hip hop lyrics and lines from Love Jones. You question him. He responds with something like: “I’m hurt that you would even question that. If you have to question it, then no those weren’t for you”
    3. He asks your friend out to dinner. Then claims he didn’t know you and her were “cool like that”
    4. He only calls you to find out where you are and when you can come over.
    5. He took you out to dinner. That one time.
    6. He doesn’t want you telling anyone about him and he damn sure hasn’t told a soul about YOU.
    7. Try to cuddle with him. Get shut down. Squint. Tilt head to the right. “Hmm…”
    8. When you start questioning the direction of this “relationship” y’all have, you’re being dramatic and overanalytical.
    9. The minute you bring up feelings and emotions, he cuts you off and claims that not only are you stressing him out but he can’t deal with all that mess.
    10. When that time of the month rolls around, you have to check his twitter updates to see if he’s still alive.

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