What is it about men and their awkwardly unconscious questions? Men tend to ask the one thing you were attempting to avoid. So in order to assist the men and help them dodge a henny and coke being splashed in their face, I have compiled a list of things men should never ask a woman. So for the sake of all things sacred, please read and comprehend these things. Then thank me later!! :-)
How much do you weight/what size do you wearÖ Anything involving the size of a woman is pretty much off limits. And really, itís none of your damn business that I squeeze into jeans that are 2 sizes too small. So donít ask about it dammit.
Is it that time of the monthÖ What the hell is that supposed to mean? Let men tell it, every time a female shows a little emotion she must be menstruating. Just because I over emotionalize doesnít necessarily mean my uterus is shedding. Maybe itís you. Maybe all the passion and emotions are as a result of the dumb **** that men do. Ever thought about that? (not to sound like a feminist, although I may be skating on thin ice)
Was that as good for you as it was for meÖ Anything other than sleep or a sandwich post sex is so unnecessary, especially talking. No one wants to recap the nightly sex-capade and all its sweaty details. If it was good for me, trust me, youíll know. **wink**
How many sexual partners have you hadÖ I believe this question should only be answered if itís asked by your doctor. Plain and simple, you may not like the answer. It may be too many and youíll think Iím a whore. It may be too little and youíll think Iím a boring, stuck up, bougie bitch. Either way, some things are better left unsaid. As long as those test results are clean and the condom is on, the number is unimportant.
Is that your realÖ hair, nails, eyes, eyelashes etc. You get the point. What if I asked you was your **** real? Offended I bet. Women take time to look good for the fellas. We have high standards to live up too. Chances are, the very women most men fantasize about are 75% fake. Sometimes we get lost in those things. However, if all the fakery is done right and in moderation, there should be no issues.