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    I LOVE WALE, LUPE & CUDI Laws of sex Orchid's Avatar
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    Law: If I'm going to pull out. You will be decorated with papa's milk. Stomach, chest and ass are all viable options. p.s. If I can go above the neck you are automatically categorized as unwifeable.

    Law: You must do as I say. If I tell yo ass to slow down.....SLOW DOWN! It is for your own good...otherwise the ride will be over and there are no refunds!

    Law: a man cannot moan louder than the woman. thats bitch $hit...and a turn off.

    law: if you find yourself on xtube.com it's not my fault..
    the camera turned on by accident

    LAW: Don't tell me you're on your period after the clothes are off or even before I get over there. That is a preliminary visit disclosure.


    Law: when i tell you harder it doesnt mean faster.

    no you cant pass up the "morning wood" ... its there ... youre there ... what the hell ...

    Law: Jokingly stabbing, touching, attempting to enter my ass is forbidden. If you do so anyway, be prepared for a swing, and no cop will disagree with me if you should call afterward.

    LAW: Swallowing is ok. Really, go ahead.

    Law: No runnin from the dick. If I'm tryna merk ya ass from the back, bite a pillow, hold on to sumin, cry, get louder, whateva, but don't run from it. Bitch you fuckin up my stroke if I gotta chase ya ass round the cotdamn room.

    Law: You have to take the whole thing. I don't want yo fuckin hands on my hips only lettin partial dick in. Fuck you. You shoulda been prepared.

    LAW: If you give me the impression your a nympho, when we first hook-up, be prepared to give me the ass allday everyday. If it starts as a 3 times a day thing and ends up being a once a week thing, thats false advertising, thats not what I signed up for.

    Law: Please don't jump on me off the top ropes, a nigga's penis can break.

    Law: Dont start something you have no intention of finishing. No matter where we are at....we are always close enough to the backseat of a car

    Law: dont try to sneak $hit in:

    U like that? Yes
    More? Yes
    Harder? Yes
    Feel good? Yes
    Can i put it in your ass? Yes
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    what?
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    LAW: If you give me the impression your a nympho, when we first hook-up, be prepared to give me the ass allday everyday. If it starts as a 3 times a day thing and ends up being a once a week thing, thats false advertising, thats not what I signed up for.

    this is my fav one lol, my man will never complain

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    Law: If I'm going to pull out. You will be decorated with papa's milk. Stomach, chest and ass are all viable options. p.s. If I can go above the neck you are automatically categorized as unwifeable.

    I agree with this, thats how i feel
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    Law: a man cannot moan louder than the woman. thats bitch $hit...and a turn off.
    never heard buddy moan unless at that explosive moment
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    Quote Originally Posted by souljaboi44 View Post
    Law: If I'm going to pull out. You will be decorated with papa's milk. Stomach, chest and ass are all viable options. p.s. If I can go above the neck you are automatically categorized as unwifeable.

    I agree with this, thats how i feel
    i disagree....i couldnt wife a chic that didnt take it to the throat....girls that don't swallow are useless to me and will be cheated on

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    LAW: If you give me the impression your a nympho, when we first hook-up, be prepared to give me the ass allday everyday. If it starts as a 3 times a day thing and ends up being a once a week thing, thats false advertising, thats not what I signed up for.

    They should have thier d*ck cut off for breaking this law.
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    pretty good read here
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    I see opportunity, I'm a opportunist
    Nigga, you heard what I said, "I'm a opportunist"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ishuz702 View Post
    i disagree....i couldnt wife a chic that didnt take it to the throat....girls that don't swallow are useless to me and will be cheated on
    So tru

    LAW: If you give me the impression your a nympho, when we first hook-up, be prepared to give me the ass allday everyday. If it starts as a 3 times a day thing and ends up being a once a week thing, thats false advertising, thats not what I signed up for.

    I get this all the time. all the time all the time.. first 2 weeks after getting it in.. great... then you get the I'm tired ect ect.. and I give the I'm out..

    LAW: Don't tell me you're on your period after the clothes are off or even before I get over there. That is a preliminary visit disclosure.
    lol.. feel you

    Good stuff..
    I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead with out it

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