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    Catch Up Newbies TIPS FOR THE LADIES-INSTALLING A HUSBAND TIGERSIN's Avatar
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    INSTALLING A HUSBAND
    Dear Tech Support,
    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as;
    � Romance 9.5 and
    � Personal Attention 6.5,
    And then installed undesirable programs such as;
    � NBA 5.0,
    � NFL 3.0 and
    � Golf Clubs 4.1.
    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
    � Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
    What can I do?
    Signed,
    Desperate.


    DEAR DESPERATE

    First, keep in mind,
    � Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
    � Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

    Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
    � If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

    However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2..5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
    � Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

    Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0
    (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

    In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend � Cooking 3.0 and � Hot Lingerie 7.7.

    Good Luck!

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    Eat Lead!!! TIPS FOR THE LADIES-INSTALLING A HUSBAND Ironstreets's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by TIGERSIN View Post
    INSTALLING A HUSBAND
    Dear Tech Support,
    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as;
    � Romance 9.5 and
    � Personal Attention 6.5,
    And then installed undesirable programs such as;
    � NBA 5.0,
    � NFL 3.0 and
    � Golf Clubs 4.1.
    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
    � Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
    What can I do?
    Signed,
    Desperate.


    DEAR DESPERATE

    First, keep in mind,
    � Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
    � Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

    Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
    � If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

    However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2..5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
    � Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

    Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0
    (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

    In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend � Cooking 3.0 and � Hot Lingerie 7.7.

    Good Luck!
    that was pretty funny


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    haha...entertaining read
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    I see opportunity, I'm a opportunist
    Nigga, you heard what I said, "I'm a opportunist"

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    i think i like your signature much better than this post....
    Do not bark up this tree,....this tree will fall on you..

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    lol...
    I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead with out it

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    man this is old, but funny

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    Default LOL!!

    LMAO!!!!

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