Show up unannounced one day. If he’s not happy to see you or worse, if he peeks through the window and doesn’t let you in, you’re a jumpoff.
He asks your friend out to dinner.
He only calls you to find out where you are and when you can come over.
He took you out to dinner. That one time.
He doesn’t want you telling anyone about him and he damn sure hasn’t told a soul about YOU.
The minute you bring up feelings and emotions, he cuts you off
When that time of the month rolls around, you have to check his twitter, facebook, or myspace updates to see if he’s still alive.