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    Product of Determination #FAIL! DJ Mister Cee Names The 10 BEST WAYS FOR DJs To Get Ass!? Opportunist's Avatar
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    Catch Up Newbies #FAIL! DJ Mister Cee Names The 10 BEST WAYS FOR DJs To Get Ass!? TightLipped's Avatar
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    DJ Mister Cee Names The 10 BEST WAYS FOR DJs To Get (MAN) Ass!

    1. make elongated eye contact with men, but dont say anything gay cause they will "think" your gay
    2.DJ at gay clubs and gay events like gay pride celebrations, then ask party goers to help you "pack equipment" and bring it back to the telly with you
    3. remember this: only look at your guy friends butts when their backs are turned, again, you dont want them to think you are gay
    4. encourage ur guy friends to play ball with you so you have a good non-gay reason to slap their behind:a%^f:
    5. If you get caught sleeping with a man tell everyone that the "hip hop police are lying on you" at first, it will work but then u'll have to get DJ flex to help you come up with a plan B
    6. frequently use the slogan "hey! a butthole is a butthole, a fat @$$ is a fat @$$, whats the big deal"
    7. Start off conversations with the phrase, "if you were in jail for 5 years would you...
    8. if # 7 doesnt work say, "if you were in jail for 10 years would you...if all else fails keep pushin years, 15, 20, 25, 30 til you eventually get them to admit they would give u the a$$
    9. Get the hottest groupie you know to have a threesome with you and the guy you been eyeing, watch her do all the things you been fantasising about doin to him when yall was playin ball, then do double insertion on the groupie, NOW LISTEN UP, this part is important, try to bump nutz with your guy friend as many times as you can, and yes! thats gay:a%^f:
    10. Most important, make a list of 10 ways to get females to sleep with you, then more guys will hang around you cause they think you know how to get the hottest chicks
    "A man is what he thinks about all day long-emerson-"

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    Quote Originally Posted by TightLipped View Post
    DJ Mister Cee Names The 10 BEST WAYS FOR DJs To Get (MAN) Ass!

    1. make elongated eye contact with men, but dont say anything gay cause they will "think" your gay
    2.DJ at gay clubs and gay events like gay pride celebrations, then ask party goers to help you "pack equipment" and bring it back to the telly with you
    3. remember this: only look at your guy friends butts when their backs are turned, again, you dont want them to think you are gay
    4. encourage ur guy friends to play ball with you so you have a good non-gay reason to slap their behind:a%^f:
    5. If you get caught sleeping with a man tell everyone that the "hip hop police are lying on you" at first, it will work but then u'll have to get DJ flex to help you come up with a plan B
    6. frequently use the slogan "hey! a butthole is a butthole, a fat @$$ is a fat @$$, whats the big deal"
    7. Start off conversations with the phrase, "if you were in jail for 5 years would you...
    8. if # 7 doesnt work say, "if you were in jail for 10 years would you...if all else fails keep pushin years, 15, 20, 25, 30 til you eventually get them to admit they would give u the a$$
    9. Get the hottest groupie you know to have a threesome with you and the guy you been eyeing, watch her do all the things you been fantasising about doin to him when yall was playin ball, then do double insertion on the groupie, NOW LISTEN UP, this part is important, try to bump nutz with your guy friend as many times as you can, and yes! thats gay:a%^f:
    10. Most important, make a list of 10 ways to get females to sleep with you, then more guys will hang around you cause they think you know how to get the hottest chicks
    :applaud89:

    this was hilarious!

    :hahaaa:

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    HItTiN iT fRoM dA bAcK #FAIL! DJ Mister Cee Names The 10 BEST WAYS FOR DJs To Get Ass!? ToPnOtCh's Avatar
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    DAMN GIRL U WINNING

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    Catch Up Newbies #FAIL! DJ Mister Cee Names The 10 BEST WAYS FOR DJs To Get Ass!? screwhead's Avatar
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    this was to damn funny

    opp what mag did this come out of??

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    your mudered that tightlipped.....and i agree with number 9....if you do anything.....i mean anything with a guy that causes you to bust a nut....that is gay....i passed on all of the train parties....way too easy to trizz with ur girl and her drunk ass homegirls....imo

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    thank yall thank yall thank yall, y'all far to kind......i do it for the stans....and to Opp...thanks for the inspiration could not have hit those punchlines without the dopest smilies on the planet.....and most importantly to the tranny, who kept sucking, and didnt cover for MrC's even when "she" saw the flashing lights...couldnt not have done it without yall
    "A man is what he thinks about all day long-emerson-"

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    Quote Originally Posted by TightLipped View Post
    thank yall thank yall thank yall, y'all far to kind......i do it for the stans....and to Opp...thanks for the inspiration could not have hit those punchlines without the dopest smilies on the planet.....and most importantly to the tranny, who kept sucking, and didnt cover for MrC's even when "she" saw the flashing lights...couldnt not have done it without yall
    lol ... ur a fool Tightlipped

    screwhead... it was a pic AHH's Chuck Creekmur sent RR's Elliot Wilson ... prolly from XXL mag

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    funny list

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    [QUOTE=Opportunist;94386]lol ... ur a fool Tightlipped
    "A man is what he thinks about all day long-emerson-"

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