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    Arrow TYPES OF BITCHES-3RD GRADE KID WROTE THIS

    From And I Am Not Lying Blog Archive Types of Bitches


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    March 4th, 2010 by Jeff Simmermon

    My friendís cousin Ö

    Wait a second. You know this is going to be good, when it starts with ďMy friendís cousin.Ē

    My friendís cousin is a teacher at a charter school in Washington, D.C. She found this on the floor of a 3rd grade classroom and recognized it for the gold mine that it is ó scanned it into a fax-to-PDF scanner immediately. Youíll notice that according to this taxonomy, there are 90 types of bitches. However, thereís a page missing, so we are left to guess what bitch types 44-58 are. If you have any ideas, please do leave them in the comments.

    I think itís possible to be multiple types of bitch at once. Iíve met a number of people who are a combination of 5, 12, and 85-90. One could also evolve into and out of various categories as well. As one friend of mine said ďI used to be #33, but now that Iíve grown up a little and my priorities have changed, I am solidly #37.Ē
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/simmerm...7623555235960/



    Transcribed list below for Google and folks who are visually impaired but nevertheless want to know about all the types of bitches.

    Types of Bitches

    1) Dirty dumb ass bitches
    2) Aint got no ass bitches
    3) Dusty trick bitches
    4) Fishy bitches
    5) Donít know how to fight bitches
    6) Got all that mouth but canít step bitches
    7) Ugly looking bitch that think they all that
    8) Canít keep a man bitch
    9) Track wearing bitches
    10) Bitches that be trying to steal your man
    11) Hoochie looking bitches
    12) Ainít got no damn sense bitches
    13) Stupid bitches that act dumb
    14) Bitches who can only get a dirty boy
    15) Want to be jocking bitches
    16) Bitches who think their man love them but get pregnant and be left alone
    17) Bitches who think they better than me
    18) Instigating bitches
    19) Talking behind your back bitches
    20) Loud mouth bitches
    21) Pissy bitches
    22) Stingy bitches
    23) Funky looking bitches
    24) Short hair bitches
    25) Spanish bitches who think they all that cause of their hair
    26) Bitches that be ignoring you when they know they can hear you
    27) Staring in your face bitches
    28) Big eyed looking bitches
    29) Crazy bitches
    30) Nappy tender headed bitches
    31) Booty shorts wearing bitches
    32) Coast-signing bitches
    33) **** riding bitches
    34) Whipped bitches
    35) Buck tooth bitches
    36) Cheesy teeth bitches
    37) Same wearing clothes each day bitches
    38) Ghetto bitches
    39) Hair dyeing bitches
    40) Wearing shoes that be talking bitches
    41) Bitches who think they hard
    42) Bitches that think they get money
    43) Bitches that go to a dirty school
    44) (page missing)
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    59) Gay bitches
    60) Stanky fishy coochie smelling bitches
    61) Tomboy bitches
    62) Stain on your pants bitches
    63) Dry scalp dandruff bitches
    64) Dirty hair bitches
    65) Stealing bitches
    66) Stinky feet bitches
    67) Big gap bitches
    68) Protecting their store bitches
    69) Pajamas outside bitches
    70) Ragly braid bitches
    71) Stanky butt bitches
    72) Greedy bitches
    73) Slimy grimy bitches
    74) Psycho bitches
    75) Drug dealing bitches
    76) Geekiní bitches
    77) Suntanning bitches
    78) Goofy looking bitches
    79) Trifliní bitches
    80) Skanky bitches
    81) Mugging bitches
    82) Sloppy bitches
    83) Dirty fingernails bitches
    84) Dirty sock wearing bitches
    85) Uncreative bitches
    86) White bitches that think black people poor
    87) Conceited bitches
    88) Tall bitches
    89) Short bitches
    90) Jealous bitches



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    here's couple more:

    foot dragging bitches
    dirty feet bitches
    Last edited by Orchid; 03-16-2010 at 10:30 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Orchid View Post

    here's couple more:

    foot dragging bitches
    dirty feet bitches
    the worst type of bitches
    Last edited by Orchid; 03-16-2010 at 10:30 PM.

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