Kenneth Parkerson, carrying a video camera, sneaked onto a screened-in porch Wednesday, according to police in Coral Springs, FL.
The woman inside the home was extremely frightened at sight of the intruder and yelled for her husband, who swiftly caught up with the perp.
Parkerson, pictured, allegedly told the nurse tending to his post-tackle injuries that he picked the wrong house "because a UFC [mixed martial arts] fighter lived there and beat me up."
Of course, what Parkerson said about "the wrong house" implies that there's a right kind of house to peep on. Which, um, no, there is not.
Parkerson, 28, faces burglary, video voyeurism and
marijuana possession charges, not to mention a tampering with evidence count, because cops say he tried to destroy the camera while he was being chased.