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    Eat Lead!!! **** Bailout !?!? Ironstreets's Avatar
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    The thought occurs that things must be really bad if the **** industry needs a bailout. Hustler Magazine publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild producer Joe Francis are hitting up Congress for a five billion dollar-er-stimulus package.

    Next thing you know, the Columbian Cartel is going to want a bailout. Why not? Everyone else does.

    It was only inevitable that some of the strangest people in America would show up with their hands out when a trillion dollars comes into play. A **** bailout is not more to be unexpected than a bailout of any other business. Why try to be a smart businessman and do some of the more traditional things to expand market share when the government is just handing out free money? It is so much easier to hire a lobbyist or two and send them up to Washington.

    Mind, one suspects that most people, even regular customers of ****, are going to be shocked and offended by the idea of a **** bailout. And Flynt and Francis are the worse of the worse in that industry.

    Larry Flynt's Hustler is indescribable tasteless and raunchy, making the act of sex not beautiful and pleasurable, but something that makes one want to throw up just thinking about. Hustler makes its tamer competitors like Playboy seem wholesome by comparison.

    Anyone who has had insomnia and watched TV to try to cure it is familiar with Joe Francis' Girls Gone Wild. Joe Francis has made millions producing videos of drunken college coeds taking off their tops and indulging in fake, lesbian make out sessions. Some of the Girls Gone Wild, however, have been underage, which caused Joe Francis to spend nearly a year in jail for purveying kiddie prorn, among other things.

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    OhEmGee **** Bailout !?!? Fresh2defsheis's Avatar
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    5 billion dollars...thats a hell of a bailout...lol

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    shitz disgusting

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    Quote Originally Posted by ishuz702 View Post
    shitz disgusting

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    Product of Determination **** Bailout !?!? Opportunist's Avatar
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    lol is this really a true story lol?
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    I see opportunity, I'm a opportunist
    Nigga, you heard what I said, "I'm a opportunist"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Opportunist View Post
    lol is this really a true story lol?
    this totally true
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    lmao...taking this to the rumor/gossip section lol
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    Catch Up Newbies **** Bailout !?!? MsShawty's Avatar
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    well now that spitzer is out of course they need a bailout

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    *POSTING SOMEWHERE* **** Bailout !?!? onevaguy's Avatar
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    i will bail some of that ass out:lmao002:

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