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    Default A Cautionary Tale from Lil' Bow Wow and His Embarrassing Mama

    After Bow Wow's tweeted drunk driving incident on New Year's Eve, it was about time @bowwow614 got some adult supervision. So when Atlanta boutique owner and stage mom @MsTCaldwell joined, it seemed like a good idea: Nothing like a mother's tsk to make a wayward rapper clean up his act. But then, she actually said stuff. Embarrassing mom stuff. Like this:



    A Cautionary Tale from Lil' Bow Wow and His Embarrassing Mama

    A Cautionary Tale from Lil' Bow Wow and His Embarrassing Mama


    And gross MILF stuff, like this*:


    A Cautionary Tale from Lil' Bow Wow and His Embarrassing Mama

    A Cautionary Tale from Lil' Bow Wow and His Embarrassing Mama


    And then, the @-tweets. Humiliating @-tweets, as though @Ciara and @Nelly_MO were her friends instead of his. @SolangeKnowles, calling her "sweetie." @KimKardashian, asking for weight loss tips. @iamdiddy, @wyclef, @barondavis, @therealtaraji. It was all too much for Bow to bear. He began a campaign to expel his mother from Twitter.


    A Cautionary Tale from Lil' Bow Wow and His Embarrassing Mama


    But then—the horror!—his fans rallied around her instead of him:



    A Cautionary Tale from Lil' Bow Wow and His Embarrassing Mama

    A Cautionary Tale from Lil' Bow Wow and His Embarrassing Mama


    Finally, he resorted to threats.


    A Cautionary Tale from Lil' Bow Wow and His Embarrassing Mama

    A Cautionary Tale from Lil' Bow Wow and His Embarrassing Mama


    But Teresa Caldwell would not be muzzled. She smacked her son down the way only a mama can: with shame, and the Lord's name.


    A Cautionary Tale from Lil' Bow Wow and His Embarrassing Mama

    A Cautionary Tale from Lil' Bow Wow and His Embarrassing Mama


    As fans rallied around Ms. Caldwell, Mr. Wow—chagrined, ashamed, emasculated—gave in. He deleted the anti-mom tweets from his account, and Teresa stayed to humiliate another day.


    Moral of the story: Moms on Twitter will ruin your fun, and there's nothing you can do about it. This is the way trendy websites end: Not with a bang, but a mother.

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    smh at this nicca bein a grown man and still cant get away from his mommy..even on the internet twitter is gay anyway he should be mad that he use it and not mad that she on it


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