Top Twenty-Five Things You Donít Do, According to Lil Wayne On The Carter III

25. Fix ya lips unless you Ďbout to suck his ****
24. Jump your nest
23. Ever get too comfortable
22. Shoot him down
21. Ask him **** unless it concern a price
20. Listen to a lady
19. Get scared
18. Let it smear
17. Know how to prove it
16. Let the devil in
15. Play, *****
14. Be dumb
13. Let him be misunderstood
12. Understand him
11. Do this
10. Let Mrs. Carter grieve
9. Wake him cause heís sleeping
8. Ask him whatís wrong
7. Clash with the titan
6. Play in her garden
5. Smell her flower
4. Forget Weezy
3. Get him wrong, he could do that ***** right
2. Believe in him
1. Trip if he lights one

Top Ten Things Lil Wayne Doesnít Do, According to Lil Wayne On The Carter III

10. Owe you, like two vowels
9. Rap, he films movies
8. Fantasize
7. Have to get his tooth fixed
6. Write ****, cuz he ainít got time
5. Have the answer
4. Wanna finish
3. Know what you are on
2. Give a **** if you see him
1. Care

Top Fifty Things Lil Wayne Is, According To Lil Wayne on The Carter III

50. Just a soul whose intentions are good
49. A bastard
48. A venereal disease, like a menstrual bleed
47. A missle
46. Okay, but his is watch sick
45. Hotter than the Sunday after Saturday
44. Not finished
43. A young money millionaire
42. Hotter than summer rain
41. Back again
40. A Martian
39. An alien
38. Out of this world, hoe
37. Peepin at you people different
36. The bomb, like tick tick
35. A savage like Noah, Ben, and Randy
34. Richer than Nicole
33. Swimming in bucks
32. So far from the othars, I meant others
31. A beast
30. A dog
29. A motherfuckin problem
28. On it
27. Better. If not now, then never
26. Hyper
25. So on it
24. Greedy
23. Cool, like LA nights
22. Amazing
21. Still on that street ****
20. The real deal, no pickle
19. So aware
18. A lion
17. Married to that crazy bitch, call him Kevin Federline
16. Rare like Mr. Clean with hair
14. Like a turtle, when he sips the purple
13. Healed
12. Agriculture
11. A monster
10. So fly he needs his ass kicked
9. All about weed
8. Starving
7. Screwed up
6. A motherfuckin cajun
5. Drinking hot tea
4. Him times three
3. A damn tarantula
2. Ill
1. Nothing like you


Source: http://www.thefader.com/articles/200...listmania-2008